The Revenge of the Return of Video Updates

That's right, true believers, stuff is about to happen. I don't want to promise anything specific, because I'm still working on projects promised after previous hiatuses, but I assure you that Video Updates is set and ready to "Wise fwom youw gwave and wescue my daugher."

So change your feed reader settings from "Never. He's a dick" to "Bi-to-Tri-Weekly," remember that October is officially Cronenberg month (thanks Trylon!), and most importantly: click on ads make your voice heard (to a tiny sliver of the web) in the comments.

Now for something totally amazing:

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj5MGwAVH7LLmrHVJyJEqmciAUHMyxhW3_HvqCD6sTICSMJrwl1eTgL99APe3e22PdbEA7r_BNCYEXwQRC6y81YYxdMT3ww5MrmBBxiz5YRXfpJ2UqBOMsrHDcPA5Yd3dFzs6NPIYaAa4B/s1600-h/VUisBack.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387406315523408994" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj5MGwAVH7LLmrHVJyJEqmciAUHMyxhW3_HvqCD6sTICSMJrwl1eTgL99APe3e22PdbEA7r_BNCYEXwQRC6y81YYxdMT3ww5MrmBBxiz5YRXfpJ2UqBOMsrHDcPA5Yd3dFzs6NPIYaAa4B/s400/VUisBack.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 239px;" /></a><br /><div>That's right, true believers, stuff is about to happen. I don't want to promise anything specific, because I'm still working on projects promised after previous hiatuses, but I assure you that Video Updates is set and ready to "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altered_Beast">Wise fwom youw gwave and wescue my daugher</a>."</div><div><br /></div><div>So change your feed reader settings from "Never. He's a dick" to "Bi-to-Tri-Weekly," remember that October is officially Cronenberg month (<a href="http://www.take-up.org/">thanks Trylon!</a>), and most importantly: <strike>click on ads</strike> make your voice heard (to a tiny sliver of the web) in the comments.</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>Now for something totally amazing:</b><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object height="325" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zSgiXGELjbc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zSgiXGELjbc&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="325"></embed></object></span></div>

Vintage Video Dating

Just when you thought the well was dry, the scavengers in charge of the always outstanding Found Footage Festival discover the unending horror of old video dating tapes:



I'll be seeing you Minnesota folks at Heights Theater the on December 10th for the much anticipated Vol. 4:


Just when you thought the well was dry, the scavengers in charge of the always outstanding <a href="http://www.foundfootagefest.com/">Found Footage Festival</a> discover the unending horror of old video dating tapes:<br /><br /><object height="325" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQ-O3c1sjjI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nQ-O3c1sjjI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="325" width="400"></embed></object><br /><br />I'll be seeing you Minnesota folks at <a href="http://www.heightstheater.com/">Heights Theater</a> the on December 10th for the much anticipated Vol. 4:<br /><br /><object height="325" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hr1RYdPrbaI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hr1RYdPrbaI&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="325" width="400"></embed></object>